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The Kit-TEA-Kat Café

An elegant café experience

The Kit-Tea-Kat is a twilight to dawn café run by Kira Yoshikage in downtown Bavan. You can enjoy all the expectations of a local coffee shop while experiencing the comfort of home. The first café was opened in Taiwan and has since become a huge hit in Asia. This luxury is now available to the residents of Ryslig, both monster and human alike.

What is a cat café exactly, you ask? Well, it's quite simple. You drink your tea and have a lovely warm meal while in the company of wonderful animals that may entertain you with their natural kitty antics or perhaps spend the hour by your side. Here at the Kit-Tea-Kat café you'll find a wonderful dining experience as well as comfort. We truly hope you enjoy yourself at our cozy little café

While this is a monster run establishment we do not serve anything but genuine food here. And so that no food goes to waste at the end of each work day we will offer up leftovers of the day to hungry monsters and humans alike. Getting started here is no easy thing and we here at Kit-Tea-Kat understand.

Menu


( Dinner ) Dinner is from 6 pm to 11 pm every night. Our dinners are light but warm. We can make a wide variety of soups. As well as quiches, casseroles and salads.	( Lunch ) Lunch is served froom 11 pm to 2 am and offers an array of light and warm sandwiches offering a wide variety of meats and vegetables as well as breads. Sandwiches can be served cold or warmed depending on the guest's request.


( Breakfast ) Breakfast is served from 2 am till 6am and all kinds of dishes are served. Pancakes, waffles, eggs, bacon, sausage. You simply have to name the item and it can be made for you. This is our guarantee.	( Desserts ) Desserts are served all day long. We have a wide variety of cakes, pies, muffins, cupcakes, cookies, and many others. All freshly baked daily. If we do not have what you're looking for at the time we can make it fresh, so long as you're willing to wait.


( Drinks ) We have several different brews of coffee as well as fresh tea leaves. Simply ask to see what we have in stock. We also make cappuccinos, lattes and many other modern day drinks. Along side tea and coffee there is juice, milk and hot chocolate. We do not sell alcohol.	( Cats ) Misfire, Dragon Attack, Bohemian Rhapsody, Jazz, Innuendo, God Save the Queen, Bijou, Cool Cat, Feelngs Feelings, Dancer, Dreamer's Ball, Mother Love, Nevermore, Princess of the Universe.

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well i guess your dates aren't usually the talkative sort are they

i can't go out in the day

make it dinner and i'll think about it. don't get the wrong idea or anything i'm still about three seconds from losing it at you.

[why is he even considering this]

[He's not sure what he's more taken back by. Josuke wanting him to change this to a business dinner or that he is actually going to show up]

Ignoring the shot at my girls, I suppose I can accept even though business dinners are a much more formal event and I simply don't have the means to set it up as it should be set up. If we were back in Morioh, that'd be another story completely. My father informed me that you and Kujo Jotaro invaded my home. Ignoring that, did you like it? It's very nice. It's been in my family for decades... Ah, I wonder what's going to happen to it. It'll be bothersome if someone else moves into it.

But I digress... If you don't mind that I can't set this up as a formal dinner event then I accept.

What is it that you eat? I have found that rice is not available here. It's going to be very difficult to make the meals you're more used to here. Thankfully, I am not completely ignorant to western meals. This is assuming you can eat food at all, while you are my guest, I am not cooking up human meat.

Pick a time and date that suits you as well.

Kira Yoshikage

yeah i met him. didn't realise you were such a daddy's boy. i'm not gonna sit here and stroke your ego about your house get real it's too old fashioned for me anyway

anyway i don't eat human meat [Technically, he doesn't even have to eat anymore but if this is happening, he's going to make sure that Kira has to do the Most.] and i don't do formal dinners you're not my boss we're not colleagues and i can't stand you

don't get ahead of yourself i haven't even said yes yet

[Good grief...]

Sometimes old fashion things are the best. But, very well. I don't want you to insult my nice home, so let's not get into it. Also I am not a "daddy's boy". But again, I don't have time to get into it.

You're being unnecessarily difficult. So, if and when you do say yes please leave your meal request, date and time.

You'd probably like to to do this before I inevitably change into a monster, correct? I would too. It's sort of what this meal is about. I really do have business to discuss. I wouldn't invite someone over with the ability to end my life without good reason.

Kira Yoshikage

i'm really impressed you managed to say all that without writing a novel

one last question: how do you know i'm not just gonna go straight to jotaro and rohan about this? i shouldn't even be talking to you.

[To be honest, it feels a little like he's passing notes in class.]

wait- why are YOU talking to ME? why me and not someone else??

that was three questions but whatever

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Josuke, get these insults out of your system now because I will not tolerate it during dinner.

As for your question(s). I don't know. I'm simply counting on you to not do that to me. I have no powers and no stand. There's nothing I can do to you. I'm not inviting you here to kill you. I know you know that I'm not currently a threat and I hope you wouldn't send two very strong monsters after someone who is incapable of defending themselves.

And I'm talking to you because plainly and simply I don't have anyone else. I won't bother explaining myself any as you are unlikely to feel any pity and that's not what I'm asking for regardless. But you are one of only three people I know here and of those three people that I know here you are the only one that won't snap my neck at first sight, I at least have a few moments to explain myself before that happens. And since you're the only one of the three that may allow me a moment to speak, I think the proposition I have for you might interest you, especially considering your disdain for me.

If you can't trust any of this, I can explain it over the network. Though I'd really prefer not to. Discussing things and agreements over meals makes everything much more palpable.

What do you say? Do you have anymore questions?

Kira Yoshikage

no i think that covers it

i can't believe i'm saying this but....... fine. but if i don't like what you're saying i'm walkin out

just gimme some time to actually get there and shit vandare's kinda far away. call it the 25th?

oh and if i get to make special requests no fish ok?

[Oh. He can't believe Josuke is agreeing either. Well, hopefully he hasn't made an error of any kind but he really doesn't think anything is going to happen. Josuke seems like a much more reasonable individual compared to that Kishibe Rohan.

But no fish? He can't help but huff irritably at his laptop. Fish is the easiest thing to get being on the docks. There's also plenty of it in the house considering he has cats to feed.]

It'll be a late dinner then so you avoid as much sunlight as possible. If you take a carriage, I can reimburse your travel expenses, it's only right since I'm insisting you come out here.

Is ten or eleven pm suitable?

[That's terribly late for dinner but exceptions can be made. Especially since his usual routine was in ruins since his arrival here.]

And no fish, at your request.

Ah, and I hope you don't mind cats. I have a few.

Kira Yoshikage

forget it. i've got a motorcycle and i don't want your money anyway

whenever. an hour either way doesn't make much difference [It probably does to Kira but...] look i have no idea why i'm doing this or what you could possibly have to offer me so don't make me regret it

i guess if you start pissing me off i could talk to your cats instead

[His patience with all this rudeness is starting to fizzle away. It's most likely going to be worse in person. Thankfully he has a few days to brace himself for the verbal force that is this child.]

Ten it is then. [He's just going to ignore the rest of that.]

Please be nice to my cats, Josuke. They're just animals but they can still understand. They don't deserve your rude words and/or actions.

Kira Yoshikage

[Gon smiles at the compliment, but he's not much for negotiations when it comes to this sort of thing. It was always Killua or Leorio who argue for a better deal. He'd usually just take the first decent offer that came around, or complain if it seemed unfair.]

Yeah, I'm currently living just outside of town, so as much as you're willing to pay me would help a lot! [He scratches his head.] ...I guess it would help if I knew how much the currency here was worth.

I'm afraid I don't know that either. But, I do know this. Never take the first offer. So when I go to the shops that sell food they tell me a price and I give them mine. We meet in the middle quite nicely. I recommend you do the same.

[From his jacket pocket he pulls out some coins.] Let's see... Five cats. Let's say four coins a piece. So that's twenty. How does that sound?

[Taking those words to heart, Gon furrows his brow, frowning slightly at the offer of 20 coins when Kira had offered him 40 just a moment before.]

...How about 40 for 4 of them.

[He couldn't help but offer a faint smirk of satisfaction. That was exactly the response he'd been hoping for.]

Four for forty, well, I'm not sure. You're stiffing me a cat. So. How about thirty-five coins for all five. That's seven coins per cat.

[Kids being stuck in this hellish world truly didn't seem right. And while he wasn't about to hand out charity, everyone should know the simple act of haggling. He could consider it a good deed, he hadn't done any of those in a very long time. Although one could argue that killing his roommate had also been a good deed.]

Hmm... [Gon brings his hand to his chin and gives this new offer some serious consideration, but probably not for the reason Kira expected. When he's made up his mind he straightens up with a smile.]

Okay! But only if you promise to let them come and go as they please. It wouldn't be right to coop them up inside when they're used to living outside, but I'm sure if you give them a warm place to sleep and food to eat, they'll keep coming back!

[Kira begins counting out the coins, placing three stacks of ten on the table and a smaller stack of five beside it.]

You don't need to worry about that. My upstairs window is open and the current cats come and go as they please. They bring all sorts of things from their hunts and are good company. There isn't a lot in my current residence so they have a lot of space. You don't need to worry about cats in my care.

Okay! [Gon takes his word for it, smiling brightly as he then places his hands on the table and leans in, watching his coins pile up.]

Well if you need anything else, just let me know! I'll need more money once this runs out.

[He can't imagine what else he could possibly need from this child. He wasn't really in need of anything. And Killer Queen was probably not some regular cat like he'd first assumed So there wasn--Oh. Wait a moment. There just might be something after all...]

Actually. Actually, there is another task I'll need you to preform, if you're ever in need of money. This isn't cat hunting or anything like that. And if you went, I am sure I could get what I needed.

[He'd send the boy now but it was better to wait a week or so and see what happened with all that monster business. No sense in picking up new all new suits if his new body lacked legs or something like that.

Sending a child in his place was brilliant though, he can't believe he didn't think of it before.]

So remember me when you're in need of money later down the road.

[Gon perks up, his curiosity brimming as Kira beats around the bush, and then he doesn't even tell him.]

Huh? But you didn't tell me what it is!

[He's an impatient one.]

[Kira waves his hand dismissively, at the boy, attempting to lower that enthusiasm.]

It's nothing exciting, I assure you. You see, back in Bavan is a nasty shopkeeper that I know from my home. He happens to own a tailor shop called Ebony Threads. He also happens to make exquisite suits. Unfortunately, we don't get along. So I need someone to get the suit done for me. So long as he doesn't know it's for me, there's won't be any trouble at all. All you'd have to do is give him the measurements and the colors. It's an easy task but very important to me.

You can get back to me about all of it once I figure out what kind of beast I'll inevitably turn into. There's no sense in getting pants for my suit if I lose my legs...

Hello, I just saw you talking about removing your monster parts in somebody else's post and I thought I should say something!
I would strongly advise against it!

Greetings,

And why do you advise against it? Is it because it will be painful? Pain is a small price to pay to look normal.

Unless you have some other warning on why I shouldn't do it? Will the Fog Witch be upset and smite me down?

No, it's not about making her angry, if I cared about that I wouldn't have invited you.

They'll just grow back, you know? It's completely unnecessary pain.

Oh yes, I am aware that might be the case. I have made arrangements with a young man and we have a signed contract that we will do this monthly. I figure some things might grow right away but if I get wings those probably won't come back right away, yes? If I get scales I can tear them out. File down teeth and claws. Hack off any spikes.

I have written out plans for most situations. So long as I don't lose my legs or gain more I feel I can live a very peaceful life, albeit a bit painful.

I cut off my own hand once to continue my quiet life. I'm not concerned. How bad can it be? Pain is pain...

No wait

Wait.
Your name is Kira, right?

Okay Kira I'm very sorry to say this, but doing that isn't going to change anything at all about your transformation. You're still going to be something other than human and you're still going to have to feed on humans.
The Fourth God helps, but nothing can STOP it.
Your life is going to change. In alarming ways even. I'm sorry.

This is absolutely none of my business but I'm not sure if I understand the hand thing

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