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Kira Yoshikage ([personal profile] quietpeacefullife) wrote2016-08-08 11:57 am
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The Kit-TEA-Kat Café


An elegant café experience
The Kit-Tea-Kat is a twilight to dawn café run by Kira Yoshikage in downtown Bavan. You can enjoy all the expectations of a local coffee shop while experiencing the comfort of home. The first café was opened in Taiwan and has since become a huge hit in Asia. This luxury is now available to the residents of Ryslig, both monster and human alike.

What is a cat café exactly, you ask? Well, it's quite simple. You drink your tea and have a lovely warm meal while in the company of wonderful animals that may entertain you with their natural kitty antics or perhaps spend the hour by your side. Here at the Kit-Tea-Kat café you'll find a wonderful dining experience as well as comfort. We truly hope you enjoy yourself at our cozy little café

While this is a monster run establishment we do not serve anything but genuine food here. And so that no food goes to waste at the end of each work day we will offer up leftovers of the day to hungry monsters and humans alike. Getting started here is no easy thing and we here at Kit-Tea-Kat understand.
Menu
( Dinner )
Dinner is from 6 pm to 11 pm every night. Our dinners are light but warm. We can make a wide variety of soups. As well as quiches, casseroles and salads.
( Lunch )
Lunch is served froom 11 pm to 2 am and offers an array of light and warm sandwiches offering a wide variety of meats and vegetables as well as breads. Sandwiches can be served cold or warmed depending on the guest's request.
( Breakfast )
Breakfast is served from 2 am till 6am and all kinds of dishes are served. Pancakes, waffles, eggs, bacon, sausage. You simply have to name the item and it can be made for you. This is our guarantee.
( Desserts )
Desserts are served all day long. We have a wide variety of cakes, pies, muffins, cupcakes, cookies, and many others. All freshly baked daily. If we do not have what you're looking for at the time we can make it fresh, so long as you're willing to wait.
( Drinks )
We have several different brews of coffee as well as fresh tea leaves. Simply ask to see what we have in stock. We also make cappuccinos, lattes and many other modern day drinks. Along side tea and coffee there is juice, milk and hot chocolate. We do not sell alcohol.
( Cats )
Misfire, Dragon Attack, Bohemian Rhapsody, Jazz, Innuendo, God Save the Queen, Bijou, Cool Cat, Feelngs Feelings, Dancer, Dreamer's Ball, Mother Love, Nevermore, Princess of the Universe.


[Code credit to onetouchdonnie]



WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, Kira Yoshikage.

FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 119.12.125.18

*** Kira Yoshikage has joined 119.12.125.18
<Kira_Yoshikage> You've reached the ask box of Kira Yoshikage.
<Kira_Yoshikage> Please leave a message for any and all business inquiries.
<Kira_Yoshikage> Serious inquiries only, please.

peccatore: (now hold on just a diddly-darn sec)

<marco>

[personal profile] peccatore 2016-09-02 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow.

I'm still not sure if I really understand, but I'm not going to force you to go into details.
What I CAN say is that as far as I know, here, you're only going to regenerate missing body parts if you die. But again you really shouldn't even be thinking of cutting those off!

Besides,

I really need to emphasize this.
It's not how you look that makes you a monster. It means people can TELL you're a monster sure but honestly, having claws is the least of our worries.
It's more about what you do with them.
peccatore: (WAIT NO I'VE CHANGED MY MIND)

<marco>

[personal profile] peccatore 2016-09-03 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, lord, this conversation is growing more alarming by the SECOND.]

No it DOES matter because you'll start losing memories the more you die
You'll lose yourself.

And I'm very sorry no offense but how is killing people not supposed to be an issue or THE issue I would even say
peccatore: (WAIT NO I'VE CHANGED MY MIND)

<marco>

[personal profile] peccatore 2016-09-04 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[If this reply takes longer to come through, it's because Marco needs a good five minutes to read Kira's message, reread it, reread it again and think about his life and his choices.

Sadly, for all his thinking, his actual response is very brief:]


what
peccatore: (wait. did i leave the oven on)

<marco>

[personal profile] peccatore 2016-09-04 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you

kill your dates is that what you're saying?
Are you some kind of serial killer?
peccatore: (DID YOU JUST MAKE IT LOUDER)

<marco>

[personal profile] peccatore 2016-09-05 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
NONe of that makes it any better!

Oh my god I
*God

I wouldn't have invited a serial killer into



How do you take CORPSES into a PARK
peccatore: (ok now i close my hand over the tie righ)

<marco>

[personal profile] peccatore 2016-09-07 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not a CULT

[That's the message Marco sends immediately upon reading the first part of what Kira said.

THEN he reads the rest.]


WH

No no no no I'm not like you
I mean, I don't think there is anybody else here like you there are terrible people sure but this is
peccatore: (WAIT NO I'VE CHANGED MY MIND)

<marco>

[personal profile] peccatore 2016-09-07 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I need to EAT







I know it's not right
peccatore: (DID YOU JUST MAKE IT LOUDER)

[personal profile] peccatore 2016-09-08 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Go figure: for some MYSTERIOUS REASON, Marco just never replies to this message again. He's going to need some time to think about this.

Unfortunately, giving Marco Evangelisti time to think about things can be dangerous.]