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The Kit-TEA-Kat Café

An elegant café experience

The Kit-Tea-Kat is a twilight to dawn café run by Kira Yoshikage in downtown Bavan. You can enjoy all the expectations of a local coffee shop while experiencing the comfort of home. The first café was opened in Taiwan and has since become a huge hit in Asia. This luxury is now available to the residents of Ryslig, both monster and human alike.

What is a cat café exactly, you ask? Well, it's quite simple. You drink your tea and have a lovely warm meal while in the company of wonderful animals that may entertain you with their natural kitty antics or perhaps spend the hour by your side. Here at the Kit-Tea-Kat café you'll find a wonderful dining experience as well as comfort. We truly hope you enjoy yourself at our cozy little café

While this is a monster run establishment we do not serve anything but genuine food here. And so that no food goes to waste at the end of each work day we will offer up leftovers of the day to hungry monsters and humans alike. Getting started here is no easy thing and we here at Kit-Tea-Kat understand.

Menu


( Dinner ) Dinner is from 6 pm to 11 pm every night. Our dinners are light but warm. We can make a wide variety of soups. As well as quiches, casseroles and salads.	( Lunch ) Lunch is served froom 11 pm to 2 am and offers an array of light and warm sandwiches offering a wide variety of meats and vegetables as well as breads. Sandwiches can be served cold or warmed depending on the guest's request.


( Breakfast ) Breakfast is served from 2 am till 6am and all kinds of dishes are served. Pancakes, waffles, eggs, bacon, sausage. You simply have to name the item and it can be made for you. This is our guarantee.	( Desserts ) Desserts are served all day long. We have a wide variety of cakes, pies, muffins, cupcakes, cookies, and many others. All freshly baked daily. If we do not have what you're looking for at the time we can make it fresh, so long as you're willing to wait.


( Drinks ) We have several different brews of coffee as well as fresh tea leaves. Simply ask to see what we have in stock. We also make cappuccinos, lattes and many other modern day drinks. Along side tea and coffee there is juice, milk and hot chocolate. We do not sell alcohol.	( Cats ) Misfire, Dragon Attack, Bohemian Rhapsody, Jazz, Innuendo, God Save the Queen, Bijou, Cool Cat, Feelngs Feelings, Dancer, Dreamer's Ball, Mother Love, Nevermore, Princess of the Universe.

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Well... I guess you didn't hear about the flesh blob that rolled through Bavan?

[He was content with not talking about what he saw roll past his café but it sort of leads to what happened to all the people.]

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oh fuck are you serious right now

those were

holy fucking shit

I couldn't make up a story like that if I tried...

This is what I am to understand from the information that's being passed around. There was some candy that was being passed around. That candy was able to give you extra monster bits. People then started showing up and capturing monsters while force feeding them this candy in their warehouse or wherever.

There were food trucks outside my cafe which is how Draco was kidnapped, I live upstairs but if I didn't I'm sure I could have been taken too. Anyone who wasn't I think is extremely lucky.

Anyway. The force fed monsters were then harvested for their parts and that meat was served to everyone. Humans. Us. And then one thing led to another and they all became a horrendous blob... thing. Oh yes, and anyone who consumed the candy could be absorbed by the blob. So victims who weren't taken could still experience something horrendous. Because, of course.

That's where Draco was. He was harvested. He pas part of the flesh blob. I don't know too much more on his condition, I felt it was best to let the family be than pester for unpleasant details. I don't really wish to know too much more than that anyway.

Anyone who was missing around that time probably suffered this fate. And I don't think anyone's condition could be described as good. But at least they were found? Death might have been the kinder fate in this particular case... Though there were a number of casualties too.

so it's even more screwed up than i thought

what happened to the humans behind it are those fuckers still around or did they get what they deserved

look i don't like asking you all this shit and talkin to you or whatever just pretend i'm a total stranger

I don't know. I imagine the blob got some. But probably not all.

And I'm sorry, what have I done to incur this sudden bout of hostility? I told you about this. And I'm answering your questions. Any sort of attitude is completely unnecessary.

Ask someone else if you detest conversation with me so much. Tons of people were affected by this and some might know more than me.

[yeah he's pretty shook right now let him have that little bit of catharsis]

good.

like i need an excuse to be hostile......

...... but i wasn't trying to be an asshole this time. i just meant that i don't like asking you as much as you don't like me asking. that's all there is to it.

[Trying not to be an asshole this time. He doesn't really believe that... But he'll give the boy the benifit of the doubt to avoid argument.]

I don't mind answering since I told you about it to begin with. Naturally you'd come to me to find out how it all ended.

I don't really know too much more. I've kept away from the whole ordeal. So what else... I think-- Oh wait. Yes. The lake is completely ruined. I don't know it's name. Dalia...? Dalla? I don't know. The blob died there and it's filled with all sorts of unpleasantness.

[That means the price of fish is going to skyrocket... This truly has been a horrific tragedy.]