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The Kit-TEA-Kat Café

An elegant café experience

The Kit-Tea-Kat is a twilight to dawn café run by Kira Yoshikage in downtown Bavan. You can enjoy all the expectations of a local coffee shop while experiencing the comfort of home. The first café was opened in Taiwan and has since become a huge hit in Asia. This luxury is now available to the residents of Ryslig, both monster and human alike.

What is a cat café exactly, you ask? Well, it's quite simple. You drink your tea and have a lovely warm meal while in the company of wonderful animals that may entertain you with their natural kitty antics or perhaps spend the hour by your side. Here at the Kit-Tea-Kat café you'll find a wonderful dining experience as well as comfort. We truly hope you enjoy yourself at our cozy little café

While this is a monster run establishment we do not serve anything but genuine food here. And so that no food goes to waste at the end of each work day we will offer up leftovers of the day to hungry monsters and humans alike. Getting started here is no easy thing and we here at Kit-Tea-Kat understand.

Menu


( Dinner ) Dinner is from 6 pm to 11 pm every night. Our dinners are light but warm. We can make a wide variety of soups. As well as quiches, casseroles and salads.	( Lunch ) Lunch is served froom 11 pm to 2 am and offers an array of light and warm sandwiches offering a wide variety of meats and vegetables as well as breads. Sandwiches can be served cold or warmed depending on the guest's request.


( Breakfast ) Breakfast is served from 2 am till 6am and all kinds of dishes are served. Pancakes, waffles, eggs, bacon, sausage. You simply have to name the item and it can be made for you. This is our guarantee.	( Desserts ) Desserts are served all day long. We have a wide variety of cakes, pies, muffins, cupcakes, cookies, and many others. All freshly baked daily. If we do not have what you're looking for at the time we can make it fresh, so long as you're willing to wait.


( Drinks ) We have several different brews of coffee as well as fresh tea leaves. Simply ask to see what we have in stock. We also make cappuccinos, lattes and many other modern day drinks. Along side tea and coffee there is juice, milk and hot chocolate. We do not sell alcohol.	( Cats ) Misfire, Dragon Attack, Bohemian Rhapsody, Jazz, Innuendo, God Save the Queen, Bijou, Cool Cat, Feelngs Feelings, Dancer, Dreamer's Ball, Mother Love, Nevermore, Princess of the Universe.

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i'm good for tomorrow night if you are.

are you sure about this?? you'll probably have to go to the hospital afterwards anyway you know

[Sure, they'd only be willing to do the removal part for money- money Kira doesn't have-, if at all but they couldn't turn him away if he was already fucked up, right?

... is he getting cold feet? Absolutely.]

[Josuke's handle is a welcome sight. He's been bored and hasn't left his upstairs room since he finally managed to arrive back. He's been bored on the network giving random strangers advice about love, which had caused him to realize he might not know what that is, and there has also been some impulse purchasing of cat paintings.]

Tomorrow is fine. And yes. Especially after these changes I am more determined than ever to have them all removed.

And if it's serious enough that hospital treatment is required, I need you to not bother with any of that. If I die or am about to die during all of this the best thing for you to do is just leave. And do not let Mitsuhide know under any circumstances.

It's just me, so it shouldn't be hard to just walk away, right? We'll just try again next time. Eventually we'll get it right.

[Death, in a world where it didn't matter, was a small price to pay when it came to eventually looking normal and living a quiet life. All this pain was worth it. He was sure of it.]

i

[He won't be dissuaded, it seems and, in a disturbing kind of way, he makes a compelling argument. If he dies, he'll come back. If he ends up suffering and dying, he'll come back. Either way, isn't this what he wants? To see him in pain? Time hasn't clarified the specifics in any significant way.]

i guess not.

alright

but i don't wanna do anything to your teeth. i'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it.

I think I can file down my own teeth. At least shape them into something normal. That was my plan anyway.

The wings, the spikes and maybe the claws. I have a feeling that if I file them down they'll just grow back quickly. That's what a lot of monsters say. So I think if we cut off the tips of my fingers that will stop the process. I hate to mutilate my own hands so severely, but they seem just as bad this way.

I suppose we'll figure it out once you arrive.

Being the same monster might prove advantageous in terms of what's worth removing or what I should just take care of on a day to day basis.

yeah i saw that in the contract

[And he read the whole thing, start to finish in spite of Kira's verbal landslide of business talk.]

i figured you'd want to start up your creepy nail collection again

wouldn't you have to cut off the whole first knuckle??? gross

we can fight over it when i get there

[Josuke's remark at his collection hits him hard. It's nothing short of pure embarrassment.

Bottling your nails... that's not a thing that normal people do. It's something weird And he's always known it as such. But no one was ever supposed to see it. No one was ever supposed to pass judgement on any of that. It was his personal thing. His. Only he was ever supposed to know about it.

He can't even begin on how to explain himself and he desperately feels the need to do just that. It's just... it's just something he has to do. But that's not going to be any kind of suitable answer for someone who isn't like him.

Kira has the strong urge to bite his nails. But his nails are ugly disgusting claws that are too sensitive and long. He can't even deal with his anxiety properly. He settles for tearing out the dark feathers out of his awful wings. Scattering black feathers all about. It makes the cats happy and it brings slight relief even if it's painful.]

I suppose we can.

[He can't bring himself to acknowledge anything else Josuke has said.]

[With anyone else, he wouldn't have even noticed the brevity of that reply but, coming from Kira "chatterbox" Yoshikage, it sticks out like a sore thumb. Did he hit a nerve? Whatever.]

okay

just don't eat anything for a while before i turn up i don't want you hurling on my shoes

later

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