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Inbox/Kit-Tea-Kat Café

The Kit-TEA-Kat Café

An elegant café experience

The Kit-Tea-Kat is a twilight to dawn café run by Kira Yoshikage in downtown Bavan. You can enjoy all the expectations of a local coffee shop while experiencing the comfort of home. The first café was opened in Taiwan and has since become a huge hit in Asia. This luxury is now available to the residents of Ryslig, both monster and human alike.

What is a cat café exactly, you ask? Well, it's quite simple. You drink your tea and have a lovely warm meal while in the company of wonderful animals that may entertain you with their natural kitty antics or perhaps spend the hour by your side. Here at the Kit-Tea-Kat café you'll find a wonderful dining experience as well as comfort. We truly hope you enjoy yourself at our cozy little café

While this is a monster run establishment we do not serve anything but genuine food here. And so that no food goes to waste at the end of each work day we will offer up leftovers of the day to hungry monsters and humans alike. Getting started here is no easy thing and we here at Kit-Tea-Kat understand.

Menu


( Dinner ) Dinner is from 6 pm to 11 pm every night. Our dinners are light but warm. We can make a wide variety of soups. As well as quiches, casseroles and salads.	( Lunch ) Lunch is served froom 11 pm to 2 am and offers an array of light and warm sandwiches offering a wide variety of meats and vegetables as well as breads. Sandwiches can be served cold or warmed depending on the guest's request.


( Breakfast ) Breakfast is served from 2 am till 6am and all kinds of dishes are served. Pancakes, waffles, eggs, bacon, sausage. You simply have to name the item and it can be made for you. This is our guarantee.	( Desserts ) Desserts are served all day long. We have a wide variety of cakes, pies, muffins, cupcakes, cookies, and many others. All freshly baked daily. If we do not have what you're looking for at the time we can make it fresh, so long as you're willing to wait.


( Drinks ) We have several different brews of coffee as well as fresh tea leaves. Simply ask to see what we have in stock. We also make cappuccinos, lattes and many other modern day drinks. Along side tea and coffee there is juice, milk and hot chocolate. We do not sell alcohol.	( Cats ) Misfire, Dragon Attack, Bohemian Rhapsody, Jazz, Innuendo, God Save the Queen, Bijou, Cool Cat, Feelngs Feelings, Dancer, Dreamer's Ball, Mother Love, Nevermore, Princess of the Universe.

[Code credit to onetouchdonnie]

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[ Written with a careful and precise way. ]

Greetings.

I did not wish to cause more upset but I did think my presence should be known. I am known as Tenkai and live here as well. I do what I can about him but there is only so much one can do. I apologize on his behalf for all the trouble caused and wish you a quiet and peaceful time here. I hope we are able to meet but lately I have been sleeping more than I should. Still, I wish you well and happiness. Thank you for joining our little home.

Tenkai

Sleep is really good. Right, Kosaku? Hahahah! Talk to you at the end of this week. Yes? Yes. Say hi to that one and that one maybe? If you feel like

[ He ran out of space and the writing bled onto the other side of the page. Whoops. ]

Edited 2016-08-08 18:24 (UTC)

[ Poor Kosaku.

He holds the cat away from him, by the scruff of its neck. The cat doesn't seem to like him at all, constantly hissing and spitting at him. Obviously, the smell of death doesn't seem to make the feline anymore inclined to like him. Mitsuhide wonders if he breathes his rotting breath on it that it'd calm the beast down -- or at least knock it out.

But he walks up the stairs to the apartment and knock on the door. ]

[Well, there was only one person that could be. Reluctantly Kira answered the door but on the other side was a nice surprise.]

Cat. [Instantly he reached out to take it from the other. He knew the moment his fingers brushed the soft fur that this wasn't his cat but... It was something. After all, from what he'd been hearing it was highly likely that he'd never see his stand again. He of course was hopeful but...]

You really went out to find me a cat. [He should have known Mitsuhide would but he was just unaccustomed to having others do something for him. Something like this. A cat. It was really a cat.]

[ He allows the hissing feline to go into Kira's hands with a small tilt of his head and wide-deranged smile. One may note that he isn't actually breathing. But that is what he promised, too, right? He would not breathe his rotting breath and would not breathe as he gave the cats to Kira to look over.

Mitsuhide tilts his head at the statement. He points to Kira then lifts his pointed finger to gesture toward his mouth before turning the hand back to point toward himself. Kira told me too, didn't he? At this point, he would have started his giggling. But did he say he wouldn't? He can't recall. Ah, well. He looks happily at Kira's face so that he doesn't forget it.

It wasn't a ruse to be able to look at his face, either. Mitsuhide sometimes does forget important things if he isn't careful. If he isn't careful, black pieces end up in his memory even if he doesn't die. If he forgets what Kira looks like, would he accidentally attack him if he should see him in the house later? A hilarious thought! A really funny thought! But Kira probably would not appreciate it and hold onto those hard feelings until he made himself sick -- like before.

So, it's for Kira's own good, isn't it? Probably? ]

[Cat in hand, he looks it over completely. No, this certainly isn't Killer Queen. He can completely confirm this on a much closer inspection. Either way... he holds it close, allowing the animal to nuzzle into his shoulder.]

Unfortunately... this isn't Killer Queen. But I thank you for your efforts. And for...[Mitsuhide was serious about not talking to him more than that one conversation, like they agreed. This was technically a conversation or at least it shouldn't be counted against the quota. Mitsuhide was doing a favor for him after all.] And for keeping your promise, I guess. There are exceptions, you know. But maybe that's too difficult to hash out. This is fine I suppose.

[ No?

He does not breathe out a sigh but he closes his eyes and looks for a moment dejected. Holding out his hands, he flexes his fingers to indicate that he would be more than happy to take the cat and replace it with some new feline that hopefully will be "Killer Queen."

His eyebrows lift a little. Exceptions? A small tilt of his head, rubbing his antlers against his shoulder, he drops one arm unceremoniously -- like a wire being cut -- and the other hand turns to lightly point to the ground. "This is an exception?" ]

[Kira takes a step back, keeping the cat away from Mitsuhide. Just because this isn't Killer Queen doesn't mean anything. He'll just hang onto it for a while.]

Yes. You're doing me a favor and in this particular case we should be able to talk freely to make communication easier. Use your best judgement in certain situations. Or... I'll let you know if it's okay. That would probably be easier. And right now, it's okay.

[ There is an almost unreadable expression when Kosaku says that he should use his "best judgement." He relaxes when Kosaku says that he will let him know that it will be all right. ]

Thank you, Kosaku. [ What to talk about? Ah? ] Are you settling in all right? Living quietly and peacefully? [ Mitsuhide remembers. He holds onto pieces in the pit that is his memory. ]

Living quietly and peacefully? [Hardly. He wanted to talk about how miserable he was. How he was lacking everything. His life as Yoshikage was ruined. His life as Kosaku was ruined. And now he was here in a place he didn't belong. And worse, worse was his stand was ripped away from him and some horrible curse was going to fall upon him sometime soon. It was awful and dreadful and he couldn't possibly get a good nights rest with that kind of fate looming over him. But he didn't say any of that. He simply clutched the cat in his arms a little tighter. It wouldn't do any good and it this was not exactly the kind of person he wanted to see any more of him. He'd appeared weak enough as it was.]

Yes. Very quaint. I have a job offer in the next town over next week. If I am able to obtain it, I may not be troubling you anymore. I'll let you know how it goes.

You'll be leaving?

[ His eyes widen just a little. He gives a small tilt of his head as he steps forward. Mitsuhide will be worried about Kosaku. Very worried. Josuke spoke to him. Rohan spoke to him. He isn't hiding proper. But if he says something like that, if he does, will not Kosaku get mad? ]

Before you leave... will you let me know if I have made up things to you?

If I get the job, yes.

[Kira really can't understand. He probably will never understand. Mitsuhide seems to care for him and that's not a concept he can comprehend. There's never been a person in the world that has felt that way about him. And he doesn't like it. He doesn't like the attention. The concern. He hates it. Again he backs up, ready to shut the door in Mitsuhide's face as this conversation was becoming too much for him.]

Yes. I will let you know. It'd be rude to just leave without saying anything.

I understand.

[ Kosaku. Kira is an adult. Yes, yes.

Mitsuhide breathes out a small sigh. He hopes that before that he leaves that Kira would properly beat him with something. Or berate him. It's the most he can hope for since he cannot make sure that this poor man is safe on his own. He allows a look of concern before stepping back. ]

I shall find you more cats.

I look forward to it. Hopefully you can find that my Killer Queen.

[He shut the door quickly, feeling uncomfortable and many other things that didn't need to be named or thought on. He was tired despite not doing much of anything. He would very much like to go back to Morioh... His fake life. His real life. He'd take either...

Carefully he set the cat down on the floor looking it over carefully as it sniffed around. He couldn't take care of all the cats that Mitsuhide brought him but... he'd keep this one. And maybe the next one. And... maybe a third.]

I'll call you Misfire then...

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Dear Mr. Kira

I would like to apologise for the events of August 17th. Next time I will be sure to make an appointment and organise a time and day in advance so that I can kick your ass at a date that inconveniences you the least. Please let me know when your schedule is next free so that I can advise the staff at the nearest hospital as to your upcoming arrival.

Yours sincerely,

Josuke Higashikata

[This is literally the most formal letter Josuke has ever written in his life. It's also tempting fate and he knows it but it makes him feel just a little better too, so.....]

Dear Mr. Higashikata,

My hands hurt far too much to write back but I will say this one small thing.

Firstly, this letter while in formal appearance is not so, and simply an attempt to bait me many days after our encounter. That very meeting which still leaves me questioning many things, like why. I didn't understand it completely in Morioh and I still don't. Are you that upset about your friend? Very well. But to go this far is unnecessary. You ruined my life beyond repair. That should be enough. You and all your friends got your shots in. And not only did you ruin my life but you ruined an entire families life by attempting to get rid of me. That poor woman will never know what happened to her husband now, and isn't that simply terrible?
And as for the boy. Well. I should have let him stay dead. (That part is complicated and I don't have time to explain.)
You also got your shots in here. Here where it's hard enough as it is. I knew that Kishibe Rohan and Kujo Jotaro were here and despite that I had no intention of intermingling with you. I was going to let it all go. As you should have. There's no point in holding grudges anymore. We're all stuck here, apparently, and we're all going to turn into some beast, allegedly. Even myself. (Personally, if I must be turned into an abomination, I'm rooting for some kind of cat.) I don't understand why you'd still go after me where there are more pressing matters.

Secondly, I have come to understand that if you are killed here, you'll come back anyway. It's unfortunate as I had hoped dying here might send me back to Morioh. But after killing my roommate, Mitsuhide, I have learned that in a week or so he will return. That was distressing to learn. It's been a hard week and I haven't been sleeping the best because of it. All of you and all of this is very trying. But to wrap back around to my point, what is the point in trying to end my life? I'll just come back. Will it give you some sense of satisfaction? Or will you keep trying to kill me after that first time? If you say yes, that says something dark about you, Higashikata Josuke.

If killing me once is enough to make you all leave me alone, I'm highly tempted to say yes. And again, that says something awful about the rest of you. But I'd like to attempt to live my life as quiet and peacefully as possible. And if I didn't have to worry about all of you plotting and scheming against me, as you do, then perhaps I'd sleep a little easier. And I think you would rest easier too. If you killed me, you and the mangaka can get your revenge one me for all my unclear injustices towards you. Then all should be solved? Right?

But perhaps this aggressive letter is because of all the things I said to you? Some things were definitely said in an attempt to get myself out of a very dire situation. After fighting Kishibe Rohan and just managing to escape dealing with you was very trying. I can revoke some of those statements as I don't believe them myself. We all say things we don't mean in the heat of the moment. I assume this letter is partly the same on your end, even if it's been sent many days after the incident in question.

All in all though, I would very much like it if there was another way to appease you without me dying, I'd like to go for that option. For my sake as well as your own. Killing for revenge is not something you want on your hands, Higashikata Josuke. Do attempt to believe me when I say this.

So let's have what I would call, a business meeting. Over lunch. Here is my current residence [Vendere address]. It's by the docks, I'm certain you'll find it. And I'll cook, assuming you can eat something akin to normal food. I'm not cooking up a person. I do have standards believe it or not.

But I would like to get things straightened out between you and I so we can live peacefully in this horrible little world.

Reply in good time.

Kira Yoshikage

[~~is this the real life~~ He wasn't even expecting a reply let alone this. Maybe he should try and buy some time while he wraps his head around it.]

did no one ever tell you brevity is the soul of shut the fuck up already

are you kidding me right now

put this in bullet points or i'll [bullet point your face??? no that's the kind of thing jotaro would say] i'm not replying

Edited 2016-08-22 17:13 (UTC)

Are we not emailing each other professionally anymore? I told you it's hard to type and you're going to make me do it all over again? I will do it only once more as I truly believe you couldn't read it all due to how many words there were. I will do bullet points but if you again slight all my hard work, we're done having this conversation and you can go bully someone else for the rest of the day.

*I don't understand why all of you wanted me dead in the first place. You should be satisfied that you ruined my life and by proxy an entire families life

*Even if you kill me it doesn't matter. I'll just come back, I have learned this after killing my roommate, Mitsuhide. Do you intend to kill me over and over and over again? That's not a good thing to do to anyone, regardless of what you think of them.

*In our previous encounter I may have said things that I didn't entirely mean in order to get away. I'd like to revoke some of those statements.

*If killing me makes us all even, I'm tempted to allow it, if it will make you all leave me alone. However, naturally I'd like to avoid such an end. I'm willing to negotiate over a business lunch at [Vendere Address]. I'll cook, assuming you can eat people food.

In conclusion, I simply want to live a quiet peaceful life in this hellscape of a world, and I imagine you do too. So let's make it possible.

Is this to your liking? Now, as I said, please reply promptly.

Kira Yoshikage

don't push it

look i'm gonna try and break it down for you

one: stop acting like you've got the moral high ground here asshole how many lives have YOU ruined? actually never mind i don't wanna get into this right now

two: you really think that we can just sit down and "negotiate" like we're talking about shares or some shit? give me one good reason why i should even believe you right now let alone come meet you for fucking lunch how stupid do you think i am?

three: i'm not eating anything you cook. i don't know where those hands have been.

It's not about being on moral high ground it's about being courtious especially since you started this out as some kind of business email. I have yet to insult you in such a manner and I am attempting to be civil.

If you really want my numbers, I can give them to you. But allow me to throw the question right back to you. How many people have you killed? How many lives have you ruined? Just because you need to eat doesn't change the fact that you have destroyed families. I'm sure it's better to not think about those sort of things, right? I know I'm not wrong. So please, keep your vulgarity and insults to yourself. I, for one, am trying to have a decent conversation with you. Just because you look like a beast doesn't mean you have to act like one.

Moving on to the lunch invite. I think it's quite clear that in my current state there is nothing I can do to you. My current neighbor is dead so he won't attack you. I am the one that should have something to fear by inviting you. So your life isn't in danger.
And, I have a proposition for you. If you can keep your rage intact for just a moment and allow me to explain it to you, I think you might actually be on board for it. I'd prefer to do it over lunch, like proper businessmen but if you are that adamant about it, then we can discuss it here.

And finally, that's rude. I am an excellent cook, all my dates say so. My hands have been in the same places yours have been. Stop implying you're better than me. We're both killers now, Josuke. Nothing can change that.

Kira Yoshikage

[Gon, with about five cats--two in his arms, one sitting oh his shoulders, and two more curling and mewing around his legs--knocks on Kira's door.]

Hello Mr. Yoshikage! I brought you some cats!

[Truthfully he'd forgotten he'd even sent a boy out out to fetch him some cats. There had been a series of events that had left him reeling. At least it ended well with him killing his roommate.

He opens the door mildly confused at the sight before it all comes together. Oh yes. The cats. It was a good think Mitsuhide let him know there was money hidden somewhere otherwise this would be a very awkward situation.] Excellent work. Come inside please. I'll check them to see if they're my cat. What was your name again?

[Gon corrals all the cats inside after him, mindful not to step on any paws or tails. Once he's in, he puts the two in his arms down and then plucks the one off his shoulders, but it's being very cuddle and Gon ends up holding onto that one.]

I'm Gon Freecss! I found these five cats, but none of them were pink...

[Kira picks one up from the ground and inspects it carefully. He knows just by his fingers brushing against the fur this is not what he's looking for. He has a feeling that none of them are. Disappointing but he's learned to accept it at this rate. They say the Fog God or something like that has his Killer Queen... so he'll deal with that when he learns more.]

Pink was just a hunch as that's the color Killer Queen is back at home. But you did good work nonetheless. I'll take them all. We didn't discuss price before hand, so what do you think this is all worth?

[It's not his money so the price tag doesn't matter to him in the least. It's Mitsuhide's who was suppose to pay the child anyway.]

Twenty coins? Thirty? You're living on your own currently, right? So maybe forty? You did all the labor so you'd know what it's worth better than anyone.

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