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Kira Yoshikage ([personal profile] quietpeacefullife) wrote2016-08-08 11:57 am
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The Kit-TEA-Kat Café


An elegant café experience
The Kit-Tea-Kat is a twilight to dawn café run by Kira Yoshikage in downtown Bavan. You can enjoy all the expectations of a local coffee shop while experiencing the comfort of home. The first café was opened in Taiwan and has since become a huge hit in Asia. This luxury is now available to the residents of Ryslig, both monster and human alike.

What is a cat café exactly, you ask? Well, it's quite simple. You drink your tea and have a lovely warm meal while in the company of wonderful animals that may entertain you with their natural kitty antics or perhaps spend the hour by your side. Here at the Kit-Tea-Kat café you'll find a wonderful dining experience as well as comfort. We truly hope you enjoy yourself at our cozy little café

While this is a monster run establishment we do not serve anything but genuine food here. And so that no food goes to waste at the end of each work day we will offer up leftovers of the day to hungry monsters and humans alike. Getting started here is no easy thing and we here at Kit-Tea-Kat understand.
Menu
( Dinner )
Dinner is from 6 pm to 11 pm every night. Our dinners are light but warm. We can make a wide variety of soups. As well as quiches, casseroles and salads.
( Lunch )
Lunch is served froom 11 pm to 2 am and offers an array of light and warm sandwiches offering a wide variety of meats and vegetables as well as breads. Sandwiches can be served cold or warmed depending on the guest's request.
( Breakfast )
Breakfast is served from 2 am till 6am and all kinds of dishes are served. Pancakes, waffles, eggs, bacon, sausage. You simply have to name the item and it can be made for you. This is our guarantee.
( Desserts )
Desserts are served all day long. We have a wide variety of cakes, pies, muffins, cupcakes, cookies, and many others. All freshly baked daily. If we do not have what you're looking for at the time we can make it fresh, so long as you're willing to wait.
( Drinks )
We have several different brews of coffee as well as fresh tea leaves. Simply ask to see what we have in stock. We also make cappuccinos, lattes and many other modern day drinks. Along side tea and coffee there is juice, milk and hot chocolate. We do not sell alcohol.
( Cats )
Misfire, Dragon Attack, Bohemian Rhapsody, Jazz, Innuendo, God Save the Queen, Bijou, Cool Cat, Feelngs Feelings, Dancer, Dreamer's Ball, Mother Love, Nevermore, Princess of the Universe.


[Code credit to onetouchdonnie]



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KIRA PLEASE

[personal profile] pomaded 2016-12-28 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
A bad week. Sure. If that's how you want to-

[You just had to wait until he had taken a mouthful of his drink, didn't you, Kira? Josuke chokes, just avoiding snorting coffee out of his nose in favour of burning his throat in a hurry to swallow it. Money starts and immediately scrambles under the table with a tiny hissing sound, collar jangling.]

My father?! Are you serious?! [It comes out as appalled croak that prompts another round of coughing. Oh dear.] N-No way-! My dad's Joseph Joestar and he's Jotaro's grandfather-!

[Sure, his messy family tree is something he's come to terms with but it must some very peculiar to Kira. Bizarre, you might even say.]
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[personal profile] pomaded 2016-12-29 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That's right. He's my nephew.

[Josuke would like to take pleasure in how bewildered he is but he really can't; it's hard to laugh when you're just as embarrassed and confused by the whole thing. His family is a drama bomb, waiting to go off at any given moment and send shrapnel secrets all over the place. Geeze.

So, Kira doesn't even need to finish his sentence for Josuke to get what he means.]


... yeah. I know.

[With a sigh, he scoops up Money in one hand and edges closer to the sofa, lifting him so that Hot Space can sniff at him. Weird to think that his family here is a way younger version of Jotaro, Rohan, his grand-niece and two cats. He really can't catch a break, can he?]

What do you think? Can you deal with a kitten?

[It's so much easier to talk to the cats than Kira- at least he knows where he stands with them.]
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[personal profile] pomaded 2016-12-30 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Josuke makes a short, unimpressed sound.]

Your father didn't seem too scandalized when he threw a phone at me.

[It might come as a relief that he doesn't ask him to elaborate. Whatever happened before- well, he's figured out the hard way that letting himself get upset about these things, letting it take over his thoughts only makes things more complicated and difficult here. Maybe he's just been in Ryslig too long but he's learned to harden his heart.

But only to some things.]


He's not here anymore. Mr. Joestar, I mean.

[He pauses to lick his lips, feeling a slow, unwelcome pang of regret and sadness creep up over his chest. Strange to think that the last time he saw him- or Dio- was six months ago. The apartment hadn't felt right for weeks without them and, even now, it feels bereft of Joseph's bright presence and Dio's caustic humour.]

He left a long time ago.

[Fuck. The last thing he wants is to look vulnerable. Glancing away, Josuke draws the kitten back against his chest, stroking its tiny ears.]

I'd say that makes him pretty lucky. He got to go home and he has somewhere to go back to. [That last part he adds in deference to Kira's own situation, though he's not sure why. With a sigh, he holds up his mug and leans forward so that he can clink it against his.] Fuck this place and fuck what it's done to us.

[Whether he means it in the physical sense or the social one is hard to say.]
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[personal profile] pomaded 2016-12-31 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
[So, he died. Well. Sort of. Can ghosts die a second time? Maybe the better term would be laid- no, forced to rest. He can't say that he's at all sorry to hear it but it doesn't sound like Kira's losing sleep over it either. In fact, he's more interested in the bizarre adventures that he's seemingly been having away from the spotlight; lonely housewives, cats that are plants and stands at the same time... even from the outside, it's kind of a convoluted mess. God knows how it feels from inside.

But it's that last comment that gives him pause.

Anything can happen.

For a good while, the goblin does nothing more in response than make a soft humming sound and get to his feet to gather up the mugs. Anything can happen, huh? It already feels like the absolute in unexpected turns have been taken so what else could this place have to surprise him with? It's simultaneously a sobering and exciting thought.

Josuke turns- and, for the first time, Kira might notice the consequences of their earlier agreement through the open back of his sweater. Though faded, the blackened characters are still just about visible across his skin; poems and beautifully calligraphic words with uglier meanings- traitor, sorry- burned into his back. But only for a few moments. His wings flutter and the back of his sweater moves as he sets the mugs down in the kitchen, covering them up again. He hasn't given them much thought for a while; whether or not they completely disappear, like so many of these unwanted changes, they're a part of him now.

Eventually, as he comes back into the lounge, he answers.]


That sounds ominous. [He smiles faintly.] Never really took that kind of thing seriously but I sort of wish I had a temple to visit.

[He still has memories of going with his mother, clapping and listening to the bell ring at midnight. Morioh is an old fashioned sort of place and it just sort of stuck.]
Edited 2016-12-31 13:12 (UTC)
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[personal profile] pomaded 2017-01-01 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe. Every now and then some of the others- from Japan, I mean, even if it's not our Japan- set up festivals and shit and they're pretty popular.

[Still, there's no missing that Kira sounds a little distracted, like a cat watching a bird through a window, and Josuke finds himself following his eyes- is he looking at the crack in the wall, or...?]

Ah...

[His wings. Right. Didn't he say before that he liked them or something? He'd responded with a slightly poorly judged joke at the time but he doesn't feel like it right now, not when they're actually being civil. So, he decides to throw him a bone. Uncertainly, he glances away.]

You're staring again. Look, if my wings are that fascinating, just- just touch them or poke 'em or whatever. Get it out of your system.

[And he promptly turns around before he has a chance to change his mind about the offer. Should he accept, Kira will find that his wings feel almost like a bee or a butterfly's; the sheer, pink membrane is at once worryingly delicate and sturdy, yielding but strong between the curves of their settings and, up close, have an ever so slightly iridescent quality. Maybe it's just the awkwardness of the situation making him so wary but it takes a lot of effort to stay still; turning his back on Kira Yoshikage will never sound like a good idea.]
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[personal profile] pomaded 2017-01-02 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
[In truth, Josuke isn't sure whether or not he's actually going to do it, which means that when he feels the warmth of his hand against his wings, he starts in surprise, wings twitching just a little. It's the strangest sensation and it's more because, regardless of who's doing it right now, no one else has ever touched them before... which sounds a lot more suggestive than it really is but the implication is distressing and sets them fluttering all over again. It's not necessarily an unpleasant feeling though, and, to his credit, Kira's very cautious in his examination, barely letting his claws graze across the veins and maneuvering them to get a better look with care. Only when he feels his fingertips ghost along one of the patterns- curves and a point so probably one of the hearts- closer to the base of his wings does he react, skin prickling with goosebumps as he looks over his shoulder, half agitated, half flustered.]

... quit it. [Fuck. His face is hot.] That tickles.

[Any further attempts at that kind of thing are met with a beat of his wings, knocking his hand back but Kira seems to have finished anyway and, at last, Josuke breathes out. That was both a lot less painless and a lot more awkward than he had expected. No wonder he doesn't seem to know what to do with himself when he turns around.]

They're not too bad but I can't get them too wet; they take like a day to dry out and don't work properly for a while. [He shrugs.] And they're not strong enough to lift me even a little.

[Kira's probably could with the right conditions and a little magical encouragement but his own are just too light.]
Edited 2017-01-02 10:38 (UTC)
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[personal profile] pomaded 2017-01-02 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[... it passed unnoticed. Good. The last thing he felt like doing was explaining that he just discovered that his wings are a whole lot more sensitive than he thought they were. It'd probably give Kira a heart attack anyway.]

I knew a couple of goblins who could fly by controlling the wind- sort of like how I did with the snowballs but using it for lift instead.

[Though sturdier than they appear, he's fairly confident that his wings are too small and delicate to withstand the amount of force he'd have to use. But that's fine; he's come to terms with their existence being form over function, all style over substance.]

But yeah, they have a mind of their own sometimes... it's kind of a pain in the ass. [like right now they're giving away how flustered he still feels by flaring out] Alright. I mean, I'm not an expert or anything but...

[He shouldn't really help him but Josuke rationalises it pretty easily as informing him of something that might stop him from going on a murderous hunger rampage later. Assuming that his question is related to the admittedly difficult task of feeding, that is.]
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[personal profile] pomaded 2017-01-03 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
Marco, huh?

[Actually, that name's kind of familiar. Marco... Evangelisti, wasn't it? Tired looking blonde guy with glasses and scales- not quite a squid from what he saw but he didn't exactly get to witness him in motion underwater. Everyone always looks so different in their element, at once more monstrous and more elegant. But really, the only thing that stuck with him was the expression of wet resignation on his face after he opened the rigged parcel.

Either way, it doesn't actually matter because what Kira tells him next makes Josuke very glad that he didn't figure out what was bugging him about his wings. For someone who's so particular about his preferences, he sure is squeamish about this kind of thing.]


So, you're telling me... he kisses people to death... [There's a pause- and then, before he can stop himself, he starts laughing. The sound is clear and bright, utterly at odds with the tone of every other conversation they've had but, more unusually, not at all malicious. It's directed not at Kira but the general absurdity of the situation.] Poor guy, no wonder he looked so miserable...!

[Wait, there was a question in there. Somewhere. How to suck energy out of people without locking lips. Right. Still chuckling, Josuke tries to focus.]

Well, it's a little different for everyone. I have to do it by touch but not like that.
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[personal profile] pomaded 2017-01-04 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Right. Stop laughing at Marco, Josuke, you barely know him and it's rude.

... it is funny, though.]


Well... I guess deadly make-outs would put anyone in a weird mood. [even a serial killer] Me? I just need contact with a heartbeat, like in their neck or wrist or whatever.

[Like a reverse nurse. Unsurprisingly, the thought makes him uncomfortable. The first time he'd done it, it had come so frighteningly naturally, as if he'd known all along that this was how he was supposed to feel and feed and he was just waiting to wake up to it. The sensation of their pulse slowing and slipping away, the drumming of his own heart... it was right. Suddenly, he doesn't seem quite so amused by the whole thing.]

As long as I can still feel it, I can use a spell to drain their energy. I... I'm getting better at it. Now it doesn't take me as long and afterwards... it feels good, doesn't it? Like tuning a radio just right so all the static goes away. Is that what it's like for you when-

[Josuke stops himself abruptly, paling. No. No, no, no. He doesn't want to hear this. He doesn't need to hear this. He won't. Swallowing hard, he picks up Money again and tucks him into the front of his sweater.]

... fuck. I don't wanna think about this right now.
Edited 2017-01-04 12:29 (UTC)
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[personal profile] pomaded 2017-01-06 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's all kind of a mess. What Rohan said is true; the reasons Kira kills and the reason they kill here are different and he can't let himself fall into the trap of thinking they aren't but maybe now that he's gotten a small taste of it, he can't be quite so objective. If it's all the same thing in the end, if it's the same uncontrollable, unbearable ache in the back of his mind, the endless noise, the emptiness when... ugh. Everything is all so complicated. There's a tangled part of himself that he can't quite get at and every time he thinks he's worked out where all the threads are going, he comes across another knot.

But he's right. This isn't the time for that kind of conversation.

Josuke strokes the top of Money's head for comfort, sighs, and then turns back to Kira.]


... yeah. Like I said, it's different for everyone but you should figure it out.

[After a moment's thought, he retrieves the kitten- who, for once, has gone quiet but for a little, motor-like purr- and carefully holds him out. The topic and normalcy of their meeting has lowered his guard in a way that's made him feel oddly vulnerable and more sentimental than he really should.]

Do you wanna say goodbye first? [And then, getting a grip on himself-] I don't know why I've even let you stay this long. Holiday spirit, I guess.
Edited 2017-01-06 14:10 (UTC)